remember maria
here comes the sun~

"What is it that you’re complaining about? I feel rather acceptable, all things considered," Shadow says, craning his neck to look at where Rouge is hidden on the lounge under a blanket.

It’s 11 AM, and the drapes are still drawn. Rouge will probably break his neck or die trying if he tries to open them, but it’s an amusing thought nonetheless.

"No," she says, her voice a little rough. "No. Not this morning. Not from someone who can’t hold their liquor. Shut up. Now. Forever."

Shadow raises his eyebrows. “Hold their liquor? I think you will find that I am not the one nursing - and I quote - ‘a gargantuan fucking hangover.’”

"Well," Rouge says sweetly, "I’m not the one who made a fool of myself on Tumblr, am I. Shadow.” It’s a statement, not a question.

"… I beg your pardon?" Was that dread, building in his chest? It certainly felt like it.

He can almost hear the smirk singing out to him from beneath the blanket. “Why don’t you see for yourself?” she continues in that overtly-saccharine voice.

She doesn’t even mind his howl of rage and confusion Shadow gives when he opens the laptop screen to see the evidence of last night as much as she normally would, given the pounding in her head.

He may be The Ultimate Lifeform, and his metabolism may make short work of threatening hangovers, but damned if he isn’t a potential victim of the dangerous effects of drunk-posting like the rest of us.

Rouge rolls over to face the back of the lounge, and falls asleep with the smirk stilll in-place.

Can you tell Rouge she is a genius for getting you drunk?
Anonymous

rogue is my friens

best friend

the best

<3 i think is appropritae

but now she is quiet why

shadow do you seriously have a crush on sonic why would you look at the sonadow tag there are questionable things there
Anonymous

maybe i like it

maybe i like the way it makes me feel things

maybe i deserve to feel bad

Oh, silly Shadow, but what if Sonic blatantly admitted to you that he loved you and wanted to be with you? What then? WHAT THEN? (also jesus fuck how much have you had to drink)
Anonymous

he will never anon

who could love me

i dont know also but there is empty bottle??

Helloooo Shads! Do you like Sonic?
Anonymous

oh anon you have figured out the puzzle

but how to fix it now :(

glass empty, how is fix help rouge

Watch out, Shadow. Don't really want to wake up with Sonic in your bed next to you... :y
Anonymous

don’t i

defeat

ATTN TUMBLR
ASK ME QUESTRIONS
HAHA

defeat

ATTN TUMBLR

ASK ME QUESTRIONS

HAHA



ask-awkward-dark-nerd:

gay by *Syesye996
shadow: ~ &lt;3
sonic: dude, i’m on the last level! so sweet~

How&#8230; trite.
No Rouge, this is not my life&#8217;s greatest dream. This is a grotesque misrepresentation of my character.
Then why am I browsing the &#8216;sonadow&#8217; tag?
don&#8217;t be ludicrous, i don&#8217;t even know what this &#8216;sonadow&#8217; is.
no rouge i will not loosen up and have a drink
no rouge i am not a lying liar who lies
no rouge i am not blushing my body doesn&#8217;t know how to blush because it is a useless function that i will never need because i am not some giggling schoolhog i am the ultimate lifeform and that means i don&#8217;t do useless things like mooning over irksome hedgehogs who need to promptly remove themselves from my life before i-
THAT&#8217;S DEBATABLE, YOU SAY? WELL I- 
NO ROUGE
GET THAT DRINK AWAY FROM ME 
YOUR PEER PRESSURE IS FUTILE

ask-awkward-dark-nerd:

gay by *Syesye996

shadow: ~ <3

sonic: dude, i’m on the last level! so sweet~

How… trite.

No Rouge, this is not my life’s greatest dream. This is a grotesque misrepresentation of my character.

Then why am I browsing the ‘sonadow’ tag?

don’t be ludicrous, i don’t even know what this ‘sonadow’ is.

no rouge i will not loosen up and have a drink

no rouge i am not a lying liar who lies

no rouge i am not blushing my body doesn’t know how to blush because it is a useless function that i will never need because i am not some giggling schoolhog i am the ultimate lifeform and that means i don’t do useless things like mooning over irksome hedgehogs who need to promptly remove themselves from my life before i-

THAT’S DEBATABLE, YOU SAY? WELL I- 

NO ROUGE

GET THAT DRINK AWAY FROM ME 

YOUR PEER PRESSURE IS FUTILE

Can... can I pet your chest fur? -pets anyway- Ahhh~<3 It's so fluffy!
Anonymous

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